Y'know, we men seemed to have dropped the tough guy persona. I'm not necessarily against that, I just find it kind of weird since most girls still go for those types. I don't see them falling all over the wimpy dudes who practically trip over themselves to give the girl presents or to open up emotionally. Just the other day, even, I was talkin' with Mohammed, and he was telling me how this one girl was all over him on vacation.
“Well, so, what happened?” I asked him, and he was like,
“Well, she was, like, with her brother, who was super protective and everything, and so she didn't want to see me get beat up and all, so she gave me her number and then hugged me goodbye. Dude, she was like, so hot, though, so it was still pretty sweet.”
Yeah, well that was a bunch of bullshit, and I told him so, I was like,
“Did you even know that was her brother? Did she respond to the number she gave you?” and he was all like,
“The girl isn't just going to straight up lie about something like that, of course he was her brother, and so what if she hasn't responded, she's probably just super busy and hasn't had time to really look at her phone” and he kept going on and on like blah blah blah. He's seriously bullshitting himself if he thinks that the chick was legit all over him. See, 'cause Mohammed is super funny, but he kind of looks like he's trying too hard, and so he gets a lot of attention but it never goes anywhere.
As for myself? Whatever. I get some here, I don't get some there. I don't really bother with all this shit, since I can't seem to understand girls anyway, so it doesn't make any sense to try and understand the dating game if I can't understand who I'm playing against, y'know? Though I don't like to say that I'm playing against girls, since that makes me sound like some misogynistic asshole, and I like girls, I just don't really bother with them, y'know?
Well, go figure. I don't really mind Mohammed bragging so much since he usually puts a funny spin on the story, even if it's probably bullshit he still makes it sound really cool. So, I'm pretty sure the dude doesn't know shit about girls, otherwise he'd probably get more action. That's kinda why I was thinking about the whole tough guy thing, since Mohammed is just a nice guy, and girls never really can take him seriously since he's white and has the name Mohammed. His parents are nuts. But, yeah, so he doesn't seem too serious and all.
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